[KUSO]全世界的男人都不護短

　　Gmail除了數G的大容量為人所稱道，判斷垃圾信的準確度也不會像其他入口網站般令人驚呼！不過，電子郵件用久了，垃圾郵件業者總是會找上門。

　　本來每天看電子郵件時會順便直接刪除所有垃圾郵件，想起了著有《Mind Set！奈思比11個未來定見》(MIND SET！Reset Your Thinking and See the Future)、《高科技．高思維》(High Tech, High Touch: Technology and Our Search for Meaning)、《亞洲大趨勢》(Megatrends Asia)、《全球弔詭：小而強的年代》(Global Paradox:The Bigger the World Economy, the More Powerful Its Smallest Players)、《2000年大趨勢》(Megatrends 2000)的趨勢大師約翰．奈思比(John Naisbitt)從每天的新聞中整理發覺趨勢，就故意留了一個月的垃圾郵件，看能不能從中發現什麼有趣的事。

　　首先，果如吉姆．羅傑斯（Jim Rogers）在《資本家的冒險》(Adventure Capitalist: The Ultimate Investor's Road Trip)一書所說，連垃圾郵件使用的語言都大多是英文，次為中文，以求符合最大的行銷效益。 （參考（孩子）學習的語言決定了未來的競爭力？）

　　最重要的是：全世界的男人都不護短！

　　本來我都直接刪垃圾郵件，不看內文的。這次看了內文，才發覺裡面的遣詞用字真是誇張爆笑（不過這些業者在內文中也確實用盡了各種心理學的說服、推銷法，有些甚至為了躲過攔截，用了特殊語法），節錄如下，算是奇文共賞XD。（不想看粗俗用字的女性讀者，就別再看下去了）


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longest對shortest，這俗諺也改得太絕。

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想像一下手指突然變長7.5公分的模樣。有價格競爭，還沒看到刷卡分期，可能要賺了就跑？

Ten inches long... and growing. discontented with your PE size?
「and growing」這是學Gmail容量逐漸變大的行銷台詞嗎？

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想到「倒數第二個男朋友Good Luck Chuck」這部爛片

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這種東西最好是還有票選跟排行榜。

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情場如戰場？

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攻城掠地？

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勇敢說不？

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男人的自卑？

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「有怪獸！有怪獸！」好熟的一首歌。

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純摻加藍色食用色素的藥丸？

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剪掉換裝電動按摩棒？

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潛能開發課程？

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男人也會賀爾蒙失調的

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雖說美國人好訴訟，不知道會不會為了這種不實廣告上法院脫褲子？

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接觸不良？無法導電傳送訊號？

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奧運熱？

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產量不足，限時限量？

Yes you won't regret it. Pacify her with this. Get them before they run out of stock
限量搶購中？

Great cucumber is a dream of every girlfriend.
小黃瓜勝過男人的理由可多了

Be admired for your true male merits. Make all the girls in the neighborhood ache for you! Make an achievement you could brag about!
男人只剩一張嘴？

Let's bet that my ma|e machinne is bigger than your.

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It was easier to "go all the way" than to stop. Amanda told me my small pecker didn't matter to her, but since I've put on 2 inches, she has orgasms everytime we have sex.
使用者現身說法？

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就說吧，全世界的男人都不護短。

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變形金剛？

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同性戀也會計較長短？

Embrace the future. Even lesbians came to me for a good fix after this.


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